No. 13 · The Selection · age 27
Michelle and one room of the museum
Water on the table before you ask, and one museum room chosen just for you.
Available today Open most nights; answers within minutes
- Age
- 27
- Height
- 173 cm · 5 ft 8 in
- Hair
- Long, straight dark brown
- Eyes
- Brown
- Figure
- Curvy
- Languages
- English
- Home district
- Chelsea
Profile updated September 2026 · portraits checked in person
Behind the glass
If you have been travelling all day, Michelle notices before you do, and a glass of water is on the table before anybody has ordered. That is her kind of care: practical, quick and unfussy. Tall at 173 cm and curvy, she keeps her dark brown hair long and glossy, parted in the middle and falling straight, and her brown eyes are warm from the first hello. She favours soft colours, blush and rose and cream, with a well cut coat for the walk.
Chatty in the best sense: she talks easily, laughs often and forgets nothing. She is elegant enough for the grandest lobby and relaxed enough for a pub. Late twenties, English speaking, she crews on a friend's yacht in the Solent each summer and knows London's museum collections the way some people know football scores. Give her a bar with a proper back shelf and she will ask for something the menu has never heard of.
Her W1 evening opens at the British Museum, a short walk east from Tottenham Court Road, on one of the nights when the galleries stay open late. She takes you to one room only, the Egyptian sculpture or the Assyrian reliefs depending on her mood, then out beneath the glass roof of the Great Court for a drink. Dinner is nearby, and she tells you the story of every object you liked.
Home is Chelsea, and she covers all of W1 happily, usually confirming within minutes. Most evenings are open. Use booking and she will be the one choosing the first drink.
Michelle's ladder
Whole pounds for whole hours, and the figure shown is the figure paid. Travel inside Zones 1 and 2 comes included; every term sits on the rates page.
| Length | Fee | Good for | Message |
|---|---|---|---|
| One hour60 min | £250 | A drink in the bar or an hour of talk upstairs | Ask |
| Ninety minutes90 min | £400 | Unhurried, with time for a second glass | Ask |
| Two hours2 hrs | £500 | Dinner nearby and the stroll back to your hotel | Ask |
| Three hours3 hrs | £700 | A show and a late supper, or a long night in | Ask |
| Dinner date4 hrs | £900 | Four hours built around a proper table | Ask |
| Overnight10 hrs | £1,800 | Ten hours, late evening through to breakfast | Ask |
| WeekendFri to Sun | On request | Priced around your plans by the desk | Ask |
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Hello, I would like to book Michelle on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
Michelle after dark
Six o'clock, the museum steps, and she has already chosen the room. She steers you past the crowds straight to it, plants you in front of one object, and tells you its story in about four minutes, with a twist at the end. Then she stops talking and lets you look.
Drinks follow under the great glass roof, where the light turns blue as the evening comes on. Dinner is ten minutes away on foot, somewhere lively, and she spends the first course asking about your day and the second making you laugh about hers. Long trips feel shorter with her across the table. At the end of the night she checks you still have your key card before saying goodbye, and she means the goodbye kindly.
Michelle, asked
The Assyrian lions. They are nearly three thousand years old and still look as if they might stand up and leave. Everyone goes quiet in that room, even the school parties.
I ask what the bartender is proudest of this week. It is always better than anything printed on the menu.
Sailing in summer, museums in winter, and both whenever somebody else is buying lunch afterwards.
What guests wrote
This pane has no guest notes yet. They go up after genuine bookings only, once the desk has checked them; each carries a first name and when it was written, nothing explicit, and Michelle can ask for any of them to come off the glass.
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