BookingWhatsApp · Telegram · day and night
Booking in four lamps, from the first line to her knock
Bookings are made in writing, on WhatsApp or Telegram, at any hour. There is no phone line and no form. One message with the right details usually settles everything in a single exchange, kept in one chat you can scroll back through.
How a booking lights up
Each lamp is one step between the first message and the knock at your door. On most evenings every one of them is lit within the hour.
Pick a window, or a plan
Choose a companion from The Selection, or skip the browsing and describe the evening: a drink at your hotel, a table near Oxford Circus, a quiet night in. Clementine suggests names that fit.
Write once
Day, hour, length and address, in one message; the script further down this page has a bracket for each. Within fifteen minutes back comes a name, the price from the rates ladder and an arrival time.
A single check
One pass on WhatsApp: your name exactly as the hotel has it, which hotel, which room. For a private home, Clementine verifies the street and door number instead. That is the entire check.
The knock
She arrives dressed for your plans, usually within the hour of confirmation. The fee is handed to her privately as the booking begins.
Five details
Include all five from the start and a single reply can settle the lot.
- Which night, and what time she should knock
- How long the booking runs
- Hotel, serviced flat or home address
- Her first name, or a line about the evening
- Your name (the room number once confirmed)
Ready to send
Everything the desk needs, in one text. Replace the brackets, send it, and a written confirmation comes back.
Hello, I would like to book [name] on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
Telling the real desk from an imitation
The desk writes only from the WhatsApp number and the Telegram account linked on this site. It never asks for vouchers, gift codes or cryptocurrency, and never invents a "release fee", an "insurance" charge or any other cost halfway through a chat. If a message claiming to be us asks for any of that, it is not us; stop replying and reach us through the WhatsApp or Telegram button on this page instead.
Why the check, and why only once
It confirms to both sides that the booking is real, and it tells her exactly which door to knock on. The details go to the desk and to her, nobody else, and are not kept after the evening. You are never asked for identity documents, your workplace or anything not needed to find you.
Minutes, not hours
The first reply: inside fifteen minutes, midnight included. The check: a minute, once you have the room number. The journey: on most evenings she is with you within the hour, often sooner at hotels in Marylebone, where some companions live. For one particular name at a set time on a Friday, or on a December Saturday when the street is at its fullest, write in the afternoon.
Before you send
Yes. Name the hotel and roughly when you will reach your room, and follow up with the room number once you have the key. The booking is confirmed in writing either way, and the desk is awake whenever your train or flight gets in.
Every booking goes through the desk. The WhatsApp link on each profile opens a message to Clementine with that companion's name already typed in, which is the quickest route to her.
You hear before the agreed time, with a new arrival time. If the new time no longer suits, the booking is cancelled and nothing is owed.
Weeks ahead is fine. A Saturday three weeks away is confirmed in writing exactly as tonight would be, and the hotel details can follow nearer the day.
Of course. Name the bar in your message, whether it is at The Langham, by Marble Arch or anywhere else, and the booked time begins when she sits down beside you.
Write the first line
The desk reads messages as they land, at breakfast, at midnight and in the small hours.