
No. 25 · The Selection · age 24
Tiffany spots three odd things
One sequinned top, one plain jacket, and firm views on the door handles of London.
Available today Easiest to place midweek
- Age
- 24
- Height
- 169 cm · 5 ft 7 in
- Hair
- Long chocolate brown
- Eyes
- Brown
- Figure
- Petite
- Languages
- English
- Home district
- Soho
Profile updated September 2026 · portraits checked in person
Behind the glass
Tiffany catches the details a busy lobby hides: a chipped tile under the chandelier, a well chosen cufflink, the way candlelight catches the rim of a glass. She photographs some of it and remembers the rest. At 169 cm she is petite in build, fine-boned and light on her feet, with chocolate brown hair falling past her shoulder blades and brown eyes that always look faintly amused. She likes a touch of sparkle in her clothes, a sequinned top under a plain jacket, never too much.
Graceful and playful in the same breath, she moves easily between a formal dinner and a late bar. There is a light, teasing warmth to the way she talks, in English, with all the ease of her mid twenties. She drinks champagne by preference, and she favours the smaller growers over the famous houses. Her hobby is design hotels: she has views on door handles and carpets, and she can tell you which London lobbies deserve a detour and which are all marble and no ideas.
Her favourite detour in W1 is the Sanderson on Berners Street, a few steps north of Oxford Street, where the Long Bar runs the length of the room and the furniture looks as though it wandered in from a dream. Two glasses of champagne arrive, and she asks you to spot three odd things in the lobby. Then dinner somewhere in Fitzrovia with good light.
Tiffany lives in Soho, which makes Fitzrovia a ten minute walk. Midweek evenings are her most open. Ask through booking, and tell her whether you lean towards brut or rosé.
Tiffany's ladder
Whole pounds for whole hours, and the figure shown is the figure paid. Travel inside Zones 1 and 2 comes included; every term sits on the rates page.
| Length | Fee | Good for | Message |
|---|---|---|---|
| One hour60 min | £250 | A drink in the bar or an hour of talk upstairs | Ask |
| Ninety minutes90 min | £400 | Unhurried, with time for a second glass | Ask |
| Two hours2 hrs | £500 | Dinner nearby and the stroll back to your hotel | Ask |
| Three hours3 hrs | £700 | A show and a late supper, or a long night in | Ask |
| Dinner date4 hrs | £900 | Four hours built around a proper table | Ask |
| Overnight10 hrs | £1,800 | Ten hours, late evening through to breakfast | Ask |
| WeekendFri to Sun | On request | Priced around your plans by the desk | Ask |
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Tiffany after dark
Seven o'clock, the Long Bar, and she is already sitting where she can see the whole room. Two glasses arrive. Then comes the game: three odd things in the lobby, ten minutes to find them. You find two. She points out the third, which was right beside you the entire time.
Dinner is a short walk away, somewhere well lit, because she refuses to eat in the dark. She talks about the photographs she took that day, a doorman's gloves, a pigeon perched on a statue's head, and shows you the one she is proud of. She is witty, affectionate and quick to notice an empty glass. At the end of the evening she picks one detail from the night, something you missed completely, and makes it the thing you remember.
Tiffany, asked
Any lobby where the carpet has a story. Look down before you look up, and you will see what the designer really cared about.
Small, nearly always. The big names are reliable and lovely. The small ones surprise you, and I like surprises.
Shadows on Berners Street, a doorman's white gloves, and a very dignified pigeon who posed for longer than I expected.
What guests wrote
This pane has no guest notes yet. They go up after genuine bookings only, once the desk has checked them; each carries a first name and when it was written, nothing explicit, and Tiffany can ask for any of them to come off the glass.
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